Feeling Depressed?
Whenever I feel depressed in my life... I open my E-Mail spam inbox... and I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons...
Dedicated Performer
A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for...
My Pet Ant
A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was...
Resident vs Non Resident Indians
1. Mother-in-law: In India - A woman capable of making your life miserable.
Outside India - A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a...
Pet Squirrel !!!
A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in the process of stealing the couple`s...
I'm Old!
Now that I`m `Older` (but refuse to grow up), here`s what I`ve discovered.
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head...
Sunday Edition!
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is...
Can't Outsmart a Rancher
A wise old Texas rancher went to town to trade for a pickup truck he saw advertised in the paper for an unbelievably low price. After showing the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork...
Understanding Engineers
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We` re supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don`t have a...
Peg After Peg
I never take risk while drinking.
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking,
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen,
I stealthily enter the house, tTake out the bottle from my black...