Clean Jokes

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode...

In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?"
"What do you mean...

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he`d make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...

I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of October at 15:00hrs. I`m very happy to inform you...

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get...

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his...

Driving into the city this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang doing...

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
"No, thanks," says the plant manager...

A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop. One day they were sitting very...

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning...