Clean Jokes

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION...

Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I explained that...

If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox...
When I open my mailbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans...

Girl: Hiiiiii.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: What happened?
Boy: Nothing.
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look sooooo.. sad...

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related...

The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr Smith, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say...

Hilarious Bollywood Memes That Came Out Just Pun-tastic.
Hrithik buys a bulb, Hrithik puts in a socket, Hrithik swithes it on, Hrithik Roshan.
Pankaj fell in love, Pankaj married...

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn`t...

It has been brought to management`s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with...

A real woman is a man`s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a...