Clean Jokes

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little...

Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was disconcerting, because he knew he couldn`t...

One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and...

With the rising prices, tomatoes are the latest to become the butt of jokes online. With the vegetable costing as much as Rs. 70-100 per kg, no wonder people are...

A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers...

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and wome...

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What`s your IQ...

When you take a long time, you`re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough.
When you don`t do it, you`re lazy...

This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I`ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back."
"I had the same...

An employee was chatting on the web seriously with a lady called Amy. His Manager walks into his cube and asks: Can you write me a program for sorting the float values...