Funny Matrimonial Ads
LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I`m looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be...
Football or Cricket World Cup?
A boy`s status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!
Girl 1 comments: Wow! When did you go to Mexico?
Girl 2 comments: Yesterday, you were in Spain...
Sympathetic Visitor
A big, burly man visited the pastor`s home and asked to see the minister`s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice...
Emergency Signals
Two avid hunters take a hunter`s safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough, on their next hunting trip...
Terrible Eglish by a Bihar's Teacher:
Terrible Eglish by a Bihar`s Teacher:
1) There is no wind in the football.
2) I talk, he talk, why you
The Divine Frog!
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries...
The Female Stages of Life
Favorite fantasy:
At 17: Tall, dark and handsome.
At 25: Tall, dark and handsome with money.
At 35: Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain...
The Ultimate Facts
All men are extremely busy.
Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
Although they have time for women, they don`t...
Twitterati bombards Humshakals
After `Humshakals` debacle, Sajid Khan becomes butt of jokes! Sajid Khan struck again with yet another dud movie that promised to be better than his previous flop Himmatwala...
Funny Comments
Sarthak Agarwal topped HSC by scoring 99.6%. These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook....
1. Don`t publish this fact...