Clean Jokes

The Vain Person:
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person...

Kangana hit the ball,
Kangana took a single,
Kangana did not reach the crease,
Kangana Ranaut...

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testings were done three finalists remained. Richard, Sam and...

During Terrorism days in Punjab, a terrorist before his daring escape from prison, had been photographed from four...

10 advantages of not having a LOVER.
1. Don`t have to bother about missed calls.
2. Save time...

A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What`s the matter?"
"Well I`ve got these two...

"Yo, Mrs. Miller," said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.
My husband and I looked...

Killer English by Teachers:
PT Teacher: You three of you, stand together separately.
Geography Teacher: Will you hang that...

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.
A BMW stops to help the driver...

A man who stuttered was asked why he did so. "It`s my p-p-p-p-peculiarity," he answered. "Everybody has s-s-s-some p-p-p-p-peculiarity."
"I don`t have any," said the questioner...