Clean Jokes

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn`t speak...

Vodafone Method: Hire a lion, give him full rest, pay him more than his expectation, never ask him to do any hard work for 3 months...

"Where`s the barber who worked on the next chair?" asked the old customer as he was getting a shave...

A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers...

A young boy from Pune goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won`t believe...

Arjun: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding junk mail that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders...

At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these had been...

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife...

A man woke up from sleep and found a letter on top of the fridge. He took the letter and it reads: It is no more working and I can not continue...

Customer: "What`s the luncheon special today?"
Waiter: "Beef tongue with onions."
Customer: "Oh, yuck!!! I could never eat anything that...