Mature Jokes

A man goes to a railway station and looks to board the train which would take him to the place he wanted to go. He sees that all the compartments are full and that there is place...

Antique Question:
What`s the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine....

PUSSY meant a CAT.
< SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
DICK was the name of...

Maude and Claude, both in thier 80s, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other`s company. After several weeks of meeting...

A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."
The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied, "That`s my job...

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Brown has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino. After a few minutes` search, the chief looks down...

A guy told a girl that the penis is the only thing you can describe using all 26 letters of the alphabet.
A - Admire it....

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and...

One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma?"
He replied, "Well, there`s nothing better than an example to illustrate that.
Imagine that you are laying in...

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it....