Mature Jokes

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said...

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many...

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn`t resist making fun of his baldness...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell...

The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost...

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you...

Two Old ladies are smoking CAMEL brand cigarettes. When it starts raining, 1 lady pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking...

Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.
Veterinarian: How`s your pretty pussy...

Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!!
Police Inspector, "Who was there at that time...

(o) (o) - Perfect breasts.
(+) (+) - Fake silicon breasts.
(*)(*) - High nipple breasts.
(@)(@) - Big nipple breasts...