Mature Jokes

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair...

A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from his boss. She sent his boss a `Thank You Note` via e-mail. His wife read the text and filed a divorce. The message was...

This guy approaches the Madam of a local whorehouse and says, "Madam, I`m ready to spend top dollar here, but I have some very specific requirements. Do you think you can meet them....

On their 50th wedding anniversary an old couple decide to spice up their sex life with a KamaSutra handbook they picked up at a local News Agency. They looked astonishingly at...

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got...

There was a couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was...

A man and his wife decide to book a hotel room for the night of their 25th wedding anniversary...

Pedro was conjugally a very experienced man when he got married to Maria, but she was totally naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked...

There was a little boy who was learning how to count. He had mastered the halfway point to a hundred, but was having some problems afterward. One day, he was counting, and he got to 58..

Mike was going to be married to so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants...