Mature Jokes

Santa and his wife Jeeto have this really bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her, but she doesn't care.She's busy doing her thing around the house. All of the sudden...

Santa was distressed with his thirteen-year old son, Pappu's preoccupation with breasts.
He would repeatedly point to attractive girls and...

Banta was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman says...

Banta spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
'Carmen...

Santa's family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason his wife, Jeeto, was unusually quiet. Finally Santa asked what was wrong.
'Nothing...

Santa's son, Pappu, is playing in the woods with his little friend Rupa when she turns to him and asks if he knows what a penis is.
Pappu, unable to answer tells her to...

Santa and Banta were standing at their respective urinals when Santa glanced over and noticed Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew...

One Monday morning, a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, Banta the homeowner is coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
'Wow, looks like you guys had...

Santa and Banta decide they want to go back to school. When they get to the nearest high school, Santa tells Banta to wait outside and he'll go in and get them qualified as students.
When Santa meets the principal...

Santa's wife, Jeeto, went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge.
He instructed her to...