Clean Jokes

This was an incident which happened when Dr. Kalam was President of india. Kalam sahab was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the Rashtrapati bhawan. He could not remove the pigeons from Rashtrapati bhawan...

Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin were having a summit meeting at a 20-story building. During a break, the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards. First, Putin called his guard Ivan...

Rahul Gandhi walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma`am, would you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: It would be...

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a...

An angry senator was attacking a minister of government. The minister tried to interrupt the senator`s speech. "I haven`t finished yet," roared the senator, and went on...

A newly appointed health minister of a northern state (guess which?) whose knowledge of English was somewhat elementary was on his first official visit to the largest hospital...

President Zia-ul-Haq`s trusted barber seemed to have become infected by the popular demand for the restoration of democracy. One morning while clipping the President`s hair...

An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of Vijay Chowk and Rajpath. Came the closing hour...

Alia bhatt: Score itni jaldi-jaldi badh raha hai, Maxwell BJP mein hai kya?
There is a great Rahul Gandhi wave in the country... Everyone is waving him good bye...

Q: What clothes does the politicians love to wear?
A: Poll-yester clothes.
Q: Which dance do politicians...