Clean Jokes



Bright Light of Prosperity

In Lok Sabha, a Congress MP during his speech told a story...
"There was a father who gave 100 rupees to each of his 3 sons and...

Shocked Bush

Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were...

UN meeting

At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
The Israeli Consul began, 'Ladies and gentlemen...

Best patient

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you...

Indian politician

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
He asked, 'How can you afford all this on a meagre...

Laloo`s Threat

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, 'Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to...

World War III

George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?'
The barman says, 'Yep, that`s them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?'
Bush says...

Say Cheese

Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The medical examiner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.
'He was a BJP leader, 65 years of age, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the medical examiner.
The Detective Inspector is taken to...

The palestinians took them!

The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Yassir Arafat to try to work out a peace agreement. The Ambassador asks if he might first tell a story. Arafat tells him to go ahead.
The Ambassador...

Close to home!

GARY, Indiana - Last Monday FBI agents busted a $1,000-a-day cocaine ring being run out of City Hall, allegedly by the city`s chief computer programer...

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