Clean Jokes

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon...

A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver. "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too...

Morris is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says...

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen`s house, and grandpa gets out. The polite policeman explained, "I came upon this elderly gentleman who said...

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him...

A new farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a poultry operation. Two weeks later, he returns to...

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn`t...

"I`m ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job.
"My father pays our rent. My mother buys...

An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area. For years it was the perfect place to unwind...

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed...