Clean Jokes

An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He wrote...

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: 'George & the Dragon.' He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife...

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
"Good heavens...

Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off. "Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather...

Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister.
The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I`m right. Please send...

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog`s legs off, then they told...

`Brian, what's wrong with you? You've been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes...

A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air...

Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think...??
Do you know...???
Intel inside, mental outside...

"Is that the obituary section of the Clarion?" asked the woman.
"Yes, madam, can I help you?"
"I`d like to put a notice in...