Never Say NO!!!
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma`am, we haven`t had any for some weeks now, and it doesn`t look as if we'll be getting any soon...
Rush Hour!!!
It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there...
First Hearing Aids!
A woman came storming at the Postal counter. She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained, "This morning, your mailman came with our parcel for delivery...
Back from the Grave!
After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!
"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny...
Date with Destiny!
One day death came to a Guy and said, "Hey, today is your last day."
Guy, "But I`m not ready!"
Death said, "Well today your name is the first on my list....
To Tuck or Not to Tuck?
Murphy asked Paddy how he got his black eye.
"You`d never believe it," said Paddy, "but I got it in church...
The Confessional!
At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe....
Euro-English Humor
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other...
What's the Price?
A lady walks into Tiffany`s. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she...
Who Needs to Laugh?
The CEO returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up on Friday...