Smart Housekeeper
Joe was a house keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss` wine bottle and replacing it with water.
The boss, James, did suspect him but tolerated it for a while. But when this became...
It's in the Stars
There was once a famous Jewish court astrologer named Isaac the Great. The King's mistress got sick and Isaac was called in from a prediction. He happened to know a bit of medicine as well...
UN Survey
A survey was conducted by the U.N. The only question asked was, "Would you please give your most honest opinion about solutions...
Four Classified Ads
These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day`s mistake...
Delivery Routes!
A milkman who is dying in the hospital is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse.
He says: To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses...
God vs Scientist
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "God, we don`t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing...
Weather Forecast
A Hollywood director was shooting a big budget movie on location in the desert. One day an old Indian came up to him and said, "Tomorrow rain...
Perfect Timing
Otto von Bismark, the first Chancellor of the German Empire from 1871-90 had been conversing for a rather long time with the British Ambassador...
Duck Hunting
Two guys went duck hunting. One drank a bottle and a half of whisky while the other kept watch. After two hours, a solitary duck flew up. The sober man took aim...
The Lodger!
Last year in France, Jacque went to his local priest and confessed: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During the Second world War, I hid a Jewish man in my...