Bird's Nest Soup
An American woman travelling in south-east Asia was horrified to be served bird`s nest soup.
"Do you mean to say this actually is a bird`s nest?" she protested...
Stranded on a Deserted Island
On a desolate island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman...
Three-Day Pass
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass...
Big Steps!
During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self- defense. After he presented...
Stop That!
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic...
Secrets of a Long and Happy Life!
A single woman, who retired just a few months back, walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood.
"I couldn`t help noticing...
Wisdom Comes with Age
Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone...
Experience counts
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed to three identical birds lined up on the perch...
The Grievance
Robert was sitting in a bar looking thoroughly miserable. After a while the customer at the next table said, "Excuse me, but you look really...
Romance Never Dies
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when...