Clean Jokes

Mr Anantharaman Subbaraman from Tamil Nadu was waiting for clearance in US airport for over an hour. He went to the counter and asked, "Why are you not calling my name??"
Officer: "We have been...

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details...

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday. Everybody complimented him on how healthy, athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success...

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response...

A cow was kept for viva spotting. Answers frm medicos:
Pre MBBS - it`s a cow!!!
Final MBBS - Perhaps this is a cow!
MD - Four legged animal with...

One day in a well known University, a Sr Psychology Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students Whistled. He turned, looked at the class and...

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at...

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don`t need anyone..." the manager at the office replied.
"You can`t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anything, anytime...

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied...

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Sydney. It gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so they have nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish...