Clean Jokes

1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline.
2. Mayawati ctrl+all+dalit
3. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it`s a do or dhai...

A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I`m a fireman," his old friend replies.
"Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman...

The CEO of a large multinational company fell ill on a day when he had tickets to see a grand concert. As a gesture of kindness, he gave the tickets to the company`s Efficiency Expert to enjoy the concert with his wife...

At a boat rental concession, the manager went to the lake`s edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up."
Several minutes passed, but the boat didn`t return.

At a boat rental concession, the manager went to the lake`s edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up."
Several minutes passed, but the boat didn`t return.

All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride`s father storm up the aisle...

A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the rat there were more than a thousand rats bunched up all together and...

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents...

A man was taken to court for calling an Honourable Minister a pig. It was his first offence and the judge was in a good mood and decided to show mercy. So he discharged him after warning him to desist from...

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing...