Employee Benefits & Perks
A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee`s pay. She said...
Never Lie About Your Age
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She`s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole table, "What rotten luck I`ve had today! What in the world should I do now...
Front Of A Tree
A Norwegian applied for a job as a logger deep in the Canadian woods. The foreman took him into the bush to test his knowledge of logging. He stopped the truck, pointed at a tree, and said..
Salt & Pepper!
At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker, with a P on top, was full of salt. How could they swap the contents...
The Toughest Test
"I`ve just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends.
"First I got Angina Pectoris, then Arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got Psoriasis. They gave me Hypodermics, and to top it all...
An Easier Question
Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the M.C. that he desired a question on American History. The big night had arrived. Bob made his way...
Business Strategy
When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the unit probably needed only...
Funny In-flight Safety Lecture
Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn`t take itself too seriously. You can check out their airplanes and explanations on the net! Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make...
Hiring a Cashier
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York...
The Ardent Golfer
A guy was stuck on a desert island for years. Then, from the depths of the ocean, came a stunning dark-haired beauty equipped with scuba gear. She walked slowly, voluptuously, up to the guy and...