Too Young To Die
As a plane passed through a severe storm, the turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed...
Sneaky Marketing Trick
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said...
New Low Cost Airline Rules
Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You`re in seat 12B. That will be $5, please...
The Master Stroke
A Kung Fu student asks teacher, "Master, why my ability does not evolve, and I`m always defeated?"
And the master patiently answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen...
Driving in Mist & Fog
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman...
Don't Mess With Old Guys
Two businessmen in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn`t ready, and didn`t even have the shelves set up. One commented to the other...
That Awkward Moment
An American girl was visiting England and was invited to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped down the back of her dress. She asked...
Bunch of Cows
A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation...
An Actual Passport Letter
This, apparently, is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.
Dear Sirs,
I`m in the process of...
Punny!!
Q: What do you call dental X-rays?
A: Tooth pics .
Q: What do you call a group of babies?
A: An infantry.
Q: Did you...