Do You Have The Time?
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would...
Sahara Forest!
A lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny Canadian guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost. "Give me a chance...
Smarter than Einstien
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister`s hand, thanked him for the sermon and said, "Thanks for the message...
Not a Quitter!
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from...
An Important Call
The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time she spent on the telephone; not so much for the time she wasted (he had given up on that long ago), but because nobody else could use the phone...
Grandma's Cooking Secret
A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish...
For Word Lovers
1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
2. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them Later.
3 Son: Dad, Rum Piyoge?
Dad: Oye, `Bacar`di Gal Na Kar...
Triple Filter Test
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend...
Management Fundas
"We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed."
"We will do it" means "You will do it."
"You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you...
Do You Drink Beer?
Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
Man: Usually about 3 beers.
Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking...