Clean Jokes

The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip His Finger in urine & tasted it in his own mouth. Then he asked the Students...

The reason why Men are not allowed to give advice in Love-Columns of Magazines: Hi! I`m a lady aged 26 married & have one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with...

A man walks into a crowded doctor`s office. As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks, "Sir, may we help you?"
"There`s something wrong with my...

An actual Job Application submitted to a McDonald`s.
Name: Jeremy Skitt
Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever`s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn`t be applying...

When you write copy, you own the right of copyright to the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services, you write rite, and own the right...

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"
Other passengers left their seats and came running over...

One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots` cockpit when he saw a book entitled: `How to Fly an Aeroplane? For Beginners - Volume One`. He opened the first page which said: To start the engine, press...

A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME"?
Boy: No, I want that book of hymns called "WHERE SHOULD...

With the bad food, the dogs in the image are badly trained and even tried to do some bad things to their owner. When old Mr. O`Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O`Leary called the undertaker...

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence...