Clean Jokes

The good bishop knew very well that everyone in his small town look to him for an example. One night, however, after a long, hard day, he came to his last visitation. His hostess, noting that he looked tired...

Newton`s third law: Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction. So it would stand to reason that every proverb has an equal & opposite proverb.
Actions speak louder than words. vs The pen is mightier...

An engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him & said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back...

Competitive Salary - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join Our Fast-Paced Company - We have no time to train you.
Casual Work Atmosphere...

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure.
The weather in New York finally...

The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher....

A Tourist Asked A Boat Guide: Do You Know Psychology, Geography, Geology And Criminology?
The Guide Said No To All The Questions. The Tourist Then Said: Idiot You Will Die Of Illiteracy...

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o`clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day...

A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate." The disciple went away. Several months later, the guru paid him a visit and asked...

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog`s parents never visit..