The Dinner Party
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma`am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the lot of the fresh salmon."
Light on her feet, the hostess...
Root Cause Analysis
A Management lecturer was talking about QUALITY and it goes like that:
Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a QUALITY issue...
Smart Business Strategy
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said...
A Brief History of India
The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Darao. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from...
Rich Girls
Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl?
A: Gucci... Gucci... Gucci...
Q: How does a Rich Girl far?
A: Pradaaaa...!!!
Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse?
A: Oh Teri Fendi...
Wearing Seatbelt Incorrectly
A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn`t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly...
Salary Negotiation
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this firm for over ten years...
Funny Travel Complaints
1. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.
2. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that...
Sweeper at Microsoft
A jobless man applied for the job of "Sweeper" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him. Then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are Appointed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I`ll send you the forms to...
Biggest Lies!
Work hard and make sure you get a high score in class X. Your entire life and career depends on it. YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
Just work for 2 years in XI and XII. If you get in a good medical college/IITs/NITs...