Never Be Late!
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner...
Bottle Caps
A man walks into a restaurant and explains to the manager that he`s from the mental hospital up the street. He says he would like to bring a group of the better-adjusted patients in for a meal, as part of their socialization...
Imported Perfumes
Once Jeeto was riding in a fancy hotel`s elevator. On the second floor, a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She smoothed down the skirt of her hot pink dress, looks down at...
First Date Proposal
Pappu walks into a bookstore. Not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book with a very interesting title: Dating for the New Millennium...
Old Age Crisis
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said Ruth, the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens....
Honeymoon Prank
Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming....
That's Odd !
A mother and father named their child "Odd". Because of his unfortunate name, poor Odd had the worst life you could imagine. In school, he was always picked on and had trouble making friends. In college he never fit in...
New Words for 2016
Deja Poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you!
Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them...
Job Interview
Interviewers ask questions to Pela for his new job after VRS... His answers:
Question: Please tell us about yourself?
Answer: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of...
When Shit Happens
Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you`ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...