Stop That!
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse...
Laws of Life
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until...
Fart Personalities
Personality according to how you fart.
The intelligent person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour`s fart precisely the latest food items consumed...
A Good Looking Horse!
A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale.
"Afraid not," said the farmer...
With Age Comes Wisdom
An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!"
He looked around...
Latest Airport Security Device
What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the `spare` seat announcement!! It`s hard to beat Israeli technology! The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns...
Evil Spell
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words...
Skinny-Dip
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and...
Grandparents
An 8 year old was given a homework assignment to write a paper about grandparents. They where asked to write about things such what their grandparents mean to them, what are the roles of a grandparent, what they...
Three Germs...
This woman wasn`t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. Next Day she returned to get the results. The doctor tells her that...