The New Father
A new mother goes upstairs to check on her napping infant. As she opens the door she see`s her husband sitting in front of the crib. He hasn`t noticed her yet so she slowly and quietly walks up to him. The new father is just...
Party Crashers
There was a party, and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn`t know how to tell which ones were...
The Tax Poem
Tax his land, tax his bed, Tax the table at which he`s fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat...
Chinese Room Service
By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China! Believe me, you`ll understand. The following is a telephonic exchange between...
A Horrible Way to Die
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike Reid is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well... he was on his way over to my house the other day and...
A Dinner Date
Ladki: Chalo Aaj Kahin Bahar Chalte Hain Dinner Ke Liye.
Ladka, Jo Ek Hr Manager Hai: Theek Hai.
Ladki: Kahan Leke Chaloge?
Ladka: Sher-E-Punjab Chalte Hain, Wahan Ka Khaana Achcha...
Cutting Angle
Two men were standing at adjacent urinals when one said to the other, "I`ll bet you were born in Newark, Ohio."
"Why, that`s right!" said the second man in surprise.
"And I`ll bet you were...
Best Friend?
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, "Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player and all of that, exactly the same...
Wooden Spoons
One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Now don`t forget to use wooden spoons." As I stirred...
Points To Ponder!
1. Should you do the right things or should you do things right?
2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
3. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop...