Clean Jokes

A gang of hoodlums began hanging out on the steps of the church and hassling worshipers as they came in and out. Finally, the situation got...

A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped...

A brilliant set of Hindi puns:
Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mili, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICHKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later.

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I`m going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That`s crazy, you don`t know nothing about no lion taming."
"Yes I do...

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using...

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out more about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study to find out more about him...

Indians are total geniuses. Not only they have an opinion on anything & everything but the way they see & perceive things is also quite unique. Certain words that globally is known for something takes a whole new meaning...

1. They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.
2. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant...

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours...

The horse and the mule live for 30 years,
And know nothing of wines and beers.
The goat and sheep at 20 die,
And never get a taste of Scotch and rye...