Clean Jokes


Smart Dad!

A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect your book titled `DADDY IS AT HOME?` by Ngozi Okafor?
Boy: No, I want that your hymns book called `WHERE SHOULD...

Guide Dogs for the Blind

There`s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let`s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with...

Expensive Gift!!!

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"
"I bought an woman`s electronic...

Credit Card Charges

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been...

Mayday... Mayday!

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost...

Doctor's Wife

Ek Aadmi Ka Gala Baith Gaya. Kaafi Koshish Karne Ke Baad Bhi Araam Nahin Mila. Raat Ko Takreeban 11-11.30 Baje Vo Apni Biwi Se Dabi Hui Awaaz Mein Dheere Se Bola: Kal Office Mein Ek Important Presentation Deni Hai Aur...

Sheena murder case

A to Z story of the Sheena Bora murder case:
A & B (a couple in Guwahati) adopt C (a girl). When C is a teenager, she is allegedly impregnated by X, who is...

I can't look that old!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS diploma on the wall , which bore his full name. suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same...

Too Old To Drive

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on...

Work Phone

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don`t use home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use...

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