New HR Policy
Dress Code:
You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially...
Pole Dancers!
A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?"
"I`m a fireman."
"Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman."
"Well, if you want some good...
Hotel Bill
Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by staying at a Luxury hotel. The next day when thelady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a bill for $250. She is taken aback looking at the bill and starts...
Take it Easy!
A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my...
Slower, Older and Smarter
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!"
And promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb....
No Prompt Action
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realised that he left all the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called...
An Irishman's Philosophy
There are only two things to worry about, Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are sick, Then there are only two things to worry about, Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well...
The Best Position
Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.
"No," another contended, "I get the best results...
How To Be Unhappy
Make little things bother you. Don`t just let them, MAKE them.
Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost: don`t put first things first.
Get yourself a good worry, one about which you cannot...
The Proposal!
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, they...