Air Force Wings
A mother travelled 2000 miles to see her only son getting Air Force wings and getting married on the same day. After marriage the son thanked her for coming all the way.
"It meant so much to me...
The Umbrella Thief
A man was in the habit of carrying an umbrella wherever he went. Unfortunately, he broke his last good one. Looking at the six useless umbrellas in his umbrella stand, he decided to take them all in and have them repaired. On the bus on the way home...
Life Saving Advice
On a cold winter day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. "Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman.
"Give him a heart massage...
Transferred to California
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what`s the matter...
An Year without Toilet?
In the days when you couldn`t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India She was registered to stay in a small guest house ownedby the local Schoolmaster. She was concerned as to...
Facebook in Real Life
Presently I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore every day, I go down on the street and tell the passerby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have...
Shoes & Boots Sale
A large store was having its spring sale on shoes and boots. It was the first day of the sale, and the shoe department was fully of women who were eagerly trying to buy them. There were all kinds of shoes and boots in a variety...
AIDS Carriers!
To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this is specially for you... Senior Citizens are the Nation`s leading carriers of AIDS...
A Letter to Railway Dept.
Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow or train...
God & Seniors
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down...