Attaining Enlightenment
A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate."
The disciple went away. Several months later, the guru paid...
Blind Pilots!
An airliner ? is fully boarded and ready to push-off from the gate, when two blind pilots enter the main cabin. The pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the...
Piss and Moan!
A blonde called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before...
I Love My Job!!!
If you don`t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it`s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global...
Don't Mess With Seniors
A 75-year-old man made the trip back to his old college to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the student quad he saw a young man studying hard...
Investment Lesson
A Boss hired a good looking and attractive secretary, but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office. Police: Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: I was there...
Why Men Can't Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don`t work enough, you`re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it`s exploitation...
Man's Rules for Women
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear `the rules` From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...
Indian TV Journalism
Here`s how the Indian TV news channels would report the `Jack and Jill` nursery rhyme. All names (except those of Jack and Jill), are fictitious. TV Anchor Prashant: Two persons have been injured in a freak...
Dating Ads for Seniors
You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in 'The Villages' Florida newspaper. Who says seniors don`t have a sense of humour?