Clean Jokes

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly...

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been...

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there`s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal...

A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear Tina, please answer the following questionnaire. For Option a) 10 marks, b) 5 marks and c) 3 marks....

1. Always order soup 1 by 2. That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.
2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes. However after the few sips...

A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. "Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper, please...

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation. The old rancher says...

A young man`s mother was now living in the big city and he didn`t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot trained to speak...

First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That`s so cute!
Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn`t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don`t think it`s too fluffy-looking...

There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Educated
2. Uneducated
3. IIN pass out
WARNING: IIN spreading faster than swine flu....