Clean Jokes

These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day`s mistake...

An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company...

Dear Staff, Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to...

While walking down the street one day, a high ranking politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance...

There is a story about monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several 100 feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which was pulled...

Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;
Look "up" for American drones;
Look "down" for bombs and...

The skydiving instructor was going through the question-and-answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question:

If our chute doesn`t open; and the reserve doesn`t open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?

The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered:
The rest of your life.

From a total of 44 US Presidents, Obama is rated the 5th best. The A&M`s Public Relations Office released this statement: After only 5 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama...

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:
Law of equality: The time taken by a wife when she says I`ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to...

A flight attendant on an Airline`s cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from Chandigarh, "I don`t know how this happened, but we have...