Clean Jokes

Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it`s a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast...

1. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn`t get it.
2. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics...

1) Most of the guys who are ignored by Girls in young life, are actually the nicest and better husband material.
2) It`s dangerous to talk to strangers, but...

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald`s next to Captain Jack`s Seafood Grille because...

Who`s the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.
Who`s the mother of the chicken ?
Chicken Ki-ma...

A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance...

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to send for the wife and children...

A picky lady customer at a Supermarket`s fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.
"Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in...

Number 9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which....