Clean Jokes

Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman... Because Women don`t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!!
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall. And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch...

Apple iPhone6 in India...
Approx Rs.65k
Other options:
Bangkok Return Ticket: 21k...

An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I`ve just let go a silent fart....

A youngster rushed into a barber`s shop and asked to be given a haircut and a shave immediately. "You wait your turn young man," said the barber, "I will get to you after...

A TOUGH Haryanvi peasant swaggered into a restaurant and ordered for empty tumbler and a lemon. He asked everyone to look as he squeezed the lemon into the glass with his...

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between `Complete` and `Finished.` However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, and attended by some of the best...

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started...

The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
To the mate, who indignantly protested...

A customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company. The following is a customer complaint to the Irish Railway Company.
Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for...

This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries...