Clean Jokes

An overweight colleague of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery...

It`s Christmas time and Bill and Joe decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good...

A young farmhand is driving around the farm and making repairs to the fences. After a few minutes, he makes a call to his boss on the two-way radio and says...

Bobby walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says...

Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson. "When I was a kid...

A man who owned a local grocery store was out delivering orders in his station wagon when he hit and injured a little, old lady. The lady sued and was awarded...

12 reasons why I chose Business as profession:
1. I hate sleeping.
2. I have enjoyed my life...

In Maths, kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips.
In Biology, kiss is just exchange of...

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later...

Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
Son: I Don`t Know, Love You, and...