Mature Jokes

Finally, Santa gave in to temptation and visited the local brothel on the outskirts of town. He entered and handed the madam thousand rupees and requested, 'Can you give me the worst performing, most...

Santa, Banta and their wives went out camping one weekend. Santa and Banta slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning...

Banta had traveled into town after several weeks in the desert with his trusty camel. The camel had been his sole companion for years but eventually, time had...

Banta goes to a medical shop and asks for a condom, the shopkeeper shows him varieties of condom. But Banta says that he wants a big size...

In the Sex Education class the teacher says, 'All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.'
The next day she...

Banta goes to a Psychologist and says, 'Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex.'
The Psychologist says, 'Well let's see what we can find out', and pulls out his...

Banta and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon 'quickie.'
'Don't worry,' he purrs. 'My wife is out of town on a trip, so there's no...

Banta, 'You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big-dick contest.'
'Oh honey,' Jeeto exclaims, 'I don't want you taking that out in...

While in the playground with his friend, Santa's son, Pappu, noticed that Sonu was wearing a brand new watch.
'Did you get that for your birthday?' asked Pappu.
'Nope.' replied Sonu.
'Well, did you get it for...

They had been having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the same time, still deep in conversation. But Santa could hardly ignore the fact that Banta...