Mature Jokes

Banta went to the dentist to get his tooth pulled.
Dentist said, 'I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw.'
But Banta said, 'No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of...

Banta leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about ten-fifteen minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and swearing very softly. The bartender approaches him and asks...

Banta is driving his brand new Honda down the highway. He's just couple of minutes away from home when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof with flames all around and there's a beautiful woman in the car...

Santa and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked Santa what was happening.
Santa replied, 'Well, son...

Banta's wife, Preeto, had gone for a vacation. When she comes back from vacation and starts reorganizing her wardrobe, the wife finds that there are two panties...

The City Honda was taking the beautiful model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model was upset as she was getting late for the flight. She said to her...

Banta is driving his car and finds Santa crying, sitting on the road, looking like he'd just been run over by some vehicle. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised.
Banta stops and he asks him...

Banta and Preeto arrive at the hotel for their honeymoon. Preeto tells Banta, 'Honey, I know nothing of this, can you help me, please?'
'I will dear, starting from this instant, we will call your...

Preeto suspected that her husband, Banta, was having an affair with the maid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One day she told the maid to take...

Santa was approached by Banta at lunch who invited him out for few beers after work.
Santa said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with...