Mature Jokes

A little boy and his Uncle Banta are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. Little boy said that he can put that worm back in the hole. Banta said...

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other`s throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor`s office, the counselor...

Santa leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is Banta, her husbands best friend, so she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe Banta says to her...

Santa was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him 'up' immediately. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and...

Santa is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says 'Stop that and put it away!'
Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does...

Banta comes running across the field screaming. His wife at the kitchen window wondering what the hell?
He rushed in the house and says to her, 'Get in bed! I got a hard on!'
She slowly gets undressed and gets...

Once Banta went to a party.A girl greeted at the entrance saying, 'Hi I`m rosy roses to...

A man died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So they called up his two friends Santa and Banta to come and try to identify the body.
Santa went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet...

Santa was in a state of coma and an aged matron was taking care of him.
One day, the matron had to go on leave due to an urgent work. She called the young nurse and explained her everything about Santa and how to clean his private parts, including penis which had `Tram` written...

Once Santa was passing through a jungle with a lot of wealth with him. Some dacoits looted all his wealth, took off all his clothes and tied him to a tree.
Next morning, a passerby saw Santa tied to a tree in...