Mature Jokes

Banta was recruited as a salesman in a music shop where cassettes, music records, gramophones etc. were sold. The proprietor, at the time of the interview, had instructed him that if any customer asked for any item which was not in the stock, he should suggest...

Santa and Banta lived in a double storeyed house. Santa was married, but Banta was a bachelor. Santa lived on the first floor and Banta on the second. Santa had 42 kids.
Once, officers from the population control...

Once Banta was sitting in his drawing room with his cock inside a glass filled with water.
His wife came and asked what the hell he was doing.

Once Banta and his girl friend were fighting over who was a better at thinking better. They both decided to think for a minute and present their thoughts a minute later Banta presented a poem - Two plus Two is Four plus five is nine

Banta had reached in his early 40`s yet he was unable to find his life partner so he had become very sulky. One day he was travelling in train. In his compartant a newly married couple was going for their honeymoon. They were teasing each other with their love.

Santa along with a woman, went to the doctor. The doctor asked, What can I do for you? Santa said, Will you watch us have sexual intercource . The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

Banta, 'I don`t know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I`m stumped.'

· Santa, with his girl friend is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway Santa says to the girl, 'If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?'

One morning while making breakfast, Santa walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, 'You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.'

Banta and his wife were lying in bed. Mrs Banta had curled up ready for sleep and Banta put his bed lamp on to read a book.