Mature Jokes

Santa went to England and stayed in hotel. He wanted to go to loo and went to the toilet. He could not figure out where to do it so he decided to do it his socks. He thought that he would throw them later. When he came out he realised that his room did not have any window. There was a small ventilator so he decided to throw the socks through the ventilator.

Banta: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
Son: Why do women enjoy sex more than men

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward Santa, playing the next hole.

One day, Banta complained to Santa, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.'
Santa said, 'Don`t bother. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than a doctor.

Santa is shopping for a new Bike. He finally finds one for a great price, but it`s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be or else it won`t start.

Mrs. Santa was traveling by a DTC bus with her nine children who occupied seats all over the bus. An irate lady passenger admonished her: Behenji, appnee raizgree sambhaal leejiye. (Please collect your small change.)She replied...

Seema was a fine Botany student and good at practicals. One day in the lab, Santa, her teacher inspected her work.

Santa was on honeymoon and getting ready for bed when he tells his new wife that he`d like to have sex in mid-air.
She agrees and they both get...

There was one person with a name `SANTA NANGA`. (Nanga means naked).Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name.
Once in a friend`s Party, the host introduced SANTA to others saying, 'Meet my old friend SANTA NANGA', and the whole party burst...

Santa spoke frantically into the phone, 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!'
'Is this her first...