Mature Jokes

Santa traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied.
The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants` ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the...

Question: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?
Santa:Yes, but you`ll have an even better chance if he doesn`t wear anything at all.

Question:What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth...

Banta`s son is having trouble understanding Economics, so he asks his dad.
'It`s very simple,' explains his dad. 'Let me make it simpler through comparisons. Since I`m the one who earns for the house, I can be referred to as the Management. Since your mother...

Santa goes into a very exclusive hotel for a night with a call girl and asks for a room. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning Santa and the girl came to settle the bill and were surprised...

Banta pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, Banta looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.
He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the...

Banta got married and decided to travel to Manali for honeymoon. As they were driving down the road, Banta reached over and put his hand on his new bride`s knee...

Santa goes to the pharmacy, walks up to the counter, and tells the druggist, 'I have three girls coming to my place tonight. I have never been with more than one. I need something to keep me sexually aroused.'
The druggist unlocks the bottom drawer and pulls out...

A man had passed his 30th birthday and was still not married, so his father found him a nice girl, whom he married. Less than a month later, his father caught him masturbating ...

Ramta died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Santa and Banta, were sent for. Santa went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Santa said,...

One Day Santa, Banta, and Ramta were walking along and get stopped by a hooker. She makes an offer of Rs.200 to have sex on the grass, Rs.500 in the back seat of a sedan, and Rs. 1000 on her...