Mature Jokes



Hot dog!

Santa and Banta had moved into a new trailer park. One day Santa came home and found Banta applying ointment to his dick, wich was all scratched up.
Santa asked, 'Banta..! What happend to you..!?'
Banta said, 'Well, you know Tina...

Banta s infedility ?

Suspecting her husband Banta of infidelity, Mrs Banta attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. 'What would you say if I told you that I`ve been sleeping with your...

Scaring kids...

Santa gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and...

Drinks and condom...

There`s an Englishman, Scotsman and Santa all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says: 'I was cleaning my daughter s room the other day & I found a...

Disease?

Santa went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. Santa took off his...

Medical test...

Santa and Banta were sitting outside a medical clinic. Santa was crying, tears were pouring down his face. Banta asked the reason for crying, and after listening the reason he himself started crying. Reason ?? Read it .

Cycle and Car...

Santa goes to a bar in London for a couple of drinks. As he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and staring at him. At first he tries to ignore her, but the sight of her huge boobs...

Vasectomy !

After having their 5th child, Santa and his wife decided that that was enough. So Santa went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a...

Almost caught ?

Banta, Santa, and Ramta worked together at a factory. Every day they noticed thatboss would leave work a little early. So one day they meet together and decide that they...

That s too much...

Santa was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see Banta on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his 'Adventure'. He had gone to a remote village on some work and...

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