Witty Banta!
Banta very proud of his humor used to say to his wife leaving for the office : Good bye Char Bacchein de Maa.
One day his wife...
Sex please!
Our Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he comes to the `column SEX`.
He was not sure as to what to be filled...
A square peg and a round hole!
Santa and Banta are two amlis (opium addicts). One evening they get caught in a storm, and seek refuge in a nearby farm. The only thing the farmer is willing to provide them with is - a single bed, no bedding. An outside room
Scary scene!
Banta comes home unexpectedly{having forgotten his wallet}. He finds his 6 year old son Kukkoo, peeping into his bedroom{eyes glued to the keyhole}. Upon seeing his dad, Kukoo breaks down and...
Clean your bums !
Santa and Banta are in the jungle, answering the call of nature.They are sitting close to each other, when all of a sudden a Lion appears, and lets out the most terrifying growl.
Santa(Petrified): Banta, tenu daar...
Santa`s balls!
Santa & Banta`s wives are in the field digging out potatoes.
Santa`s wife struggles for a bit but after a few minutes comes up with two fist sized potatoes. In amazement she says, 'yeh toh mera Santa deh tattey wargae neh(these look like my Santa`s...
Shagged Santa !
Santa and Banta started living in different cities.
Once when Santa visits Banta`s city, he phones him and asks him to come and see him at his hotel ... Room # 446.
Banta is excited and makes his way across town to see his long time friend. On reaching the hotel, all he can...
Advantages of breast milk!
A question had appeared in an examination, which read, 'Give four advantages of breast milk?'
Banta began to answer the question.
1) No need to boil.
2) Cats cannot steal...
Hunting mission...
A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal(a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting...
Para jumping...
Banta joins the Army. The Instructor explains him about using the parachute. The Instructor is explaining the procedures to Banta.
Instructor:'chaal maaron toan baad ... ais rip cord nu khichna. Chatri khul jayege. Phair you sail down...
