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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager Santa kissing his secretary.
He shouted at him, 'Santa, Is this what...
Paint the town red!
Santa was sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after work, when an exceptionally good looking woman entered. She was so beautiful he couldn`t take his eyes off her.
She noticed him looking and walked up to him. Before he could apologize...
Spin attack ...
After being thrown out of the Indian cricket team, Banta thought it would be better for him to get married. He put in an advertisement in a newspaper and on TV, stating that he was looking for a life partner.
To his surprise, he found a long queue of females...
Decision-making!
Santa has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one Rs 10000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with...
Banta milking!
Once there was a competition to decide who was the best milkman. The only rule to be followed was that the person would be locked inside a chamber and could take his own sweet time with the cow, milking her.
First was the turn of an American who went in...
Cycle pump!
Once Santa brought his pregnant wife to a doctor for sex determination test.After the check-up doctor told Santa that...
Going to be a mother...
At the New Year`s eve party at a fashionable hotel a girl was overheard talking to her boy friend, 'Don`t get tense and worried Santa- when I told
Fouled Proposal
Banta fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her. After much thinking he asked, 'Sujata, would you like to be the mother of my children ?'
Sujata replied, 'Why
Lesbian!
Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.
Bartender:- 'Hey don t worry about her, She is lesbian!'
Banta:-'Lesbian or no
Bitter Gourd!
Santa went to his friend Banta s house for dinner. The main course that evening were stuffed karelas(Bitter Gourd), (the types where the karela is stuffed with masala, and tied with a thread) Having never tasted karelas made this way before, Santa ate 6 of them; thread and all
