Clean Jokes

In corporate settings, 'ASAP' is frequently used to imply urgent, high-priority tasks. However, its true, often humorous, corporate meanings include...

An Arab gentleman is sitting in a millionaire's restaurant in Dubai having lunch when a disheveled homeless man walks in and sits down next to him. The man says, old man? A million dollars? That lighter isn't even worth one dollar...

After many years her phone call came around 11:30 PM... very sweet voice, "How are you?"
I replied, "I'm good!"
She said, "Not sleeping yet?"
I answered, "No, not yet...

My brother Darren, grew up with a terrible stutter. After highschool he was looking for a job when he spotted an ad for a door-to-door Bible salesman...

An older lady visits her doctor's office, where she is seen by one of the newly qualified, young doctors. After about four minutes in the exam room, she suddenly burst out screaming and ran out...

Sunil Gavaskar recently went on an Australia tour where he was invited for the screening of an Australian movie named 'Gavaskar'...

Paddy and Mick worked together in the garment district in Midtown New York and were both laid off, so they headed down to the New York State Department of Labor office. When asked his occupation, Paddy replied, "I'm a...

A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms. The Pope’s room was...

A man went to see his Rabbi. He stated in a very serious tone, "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it...

“Listen my boy”, said the old man to his grandson on his deathbed, “I want to give you this revolver to remember me by...