For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He is in for a rude awakening!
Does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of any words that have...
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...a duel meaning!
Decided to go to an Italian restaurant because "Woh Ghar Ke PASTA"!
Toll-Booths are nothing but Bill-Gates!
A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal!
Friends pay food-bills on a de-tu-de basis!
Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!
Popeye could also take good photographs.
Because he was "Popeye DSLR man"!
Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'!
A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.
Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!
